IbRahEmoVich's space

  من تصاميمي الاخيره

between man & Woman

Man: "Havent I seen you some place before?"
Woman: "Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. Theres already one asshole in there."

Man: "I'd like to call you. Whats your number?"
Woman: "Its in the phone book."

Man: "But I dont know your name."
Woman: "Thats in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey baby, whats your sign?"
Woman: "Stop!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhh... Your so right. I want you to leave."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Dont you think im pretty now?"

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Lets start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Man: "Shall we go see a movie?"
Woman: "I've already seen it."

Man: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Woman: "Actually I'd rather have the money."

Man: "I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours."
Woman: "I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours."

Man: "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend."

Man: "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
Woman: "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."

Man: "Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?"
Woman: "Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice."

Man: "Your face must turn a few heads."
Woman: "And your face must turn a few stomachs."

Man: "Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out."
Woman: "Okay, get out."